Format din:

1. MB ATX Asus PRIME B760-PLUS D4
2. CPU Intel Core i3-12100F
3. Cooler BOX Laminar RM1 cu pasta termica preaplicata
4. SSD M.2 SATA3 WD Green 480GB WDS480G3G0B

Toate noi, garantie scrisa si factura in tara.
Pret fix: 880 lei.
Pot adauga 8GB RAM: +50 lei.
Se poate si fara SSD: -100 lei.

Predare personala in Bucuresti in zona mea, trimit si in tara in anumite conditii.
Rog pastrati threadul curat, detalii doar pe PM.

Multumesc!

Procesorul Xeon este echivalent cu  i7-7700, SSD-ul si memoria sunt noi cu factura si garantie scrisa, reala, in tara.

Carcasa este aproape patrata, 32x32x9cm [latime x lungime x inaltime] cu toleranta de masurare 1 centimetru; sursa FSP are 300W reali si certificare Bronze.
Exista loc in carcasa pentru inca o unitate SSD / HDD 3.5", precum si pentru o placa video LOW-PROFILE, fara alimentare suplimentara, cu aceasta sursa.
Unitatea se livreaza cu un cablu de alimentare; la cerere pot oferi tastatura, mouse, monitor, TOATE GRATUITE , insa monitorul este valabil doar pentru Bucuresti, nu am protectie eficienta pentru a trimite monitorul prin curierat/posta/easybox.

Detalii suplimentare in poze: https://imgur.com/a/sff-sys-intel-i7-7700-xeon-29rW9QG
Rog pastrati thread-ul curat, detaliile se solicita si se obtin doar pe PM.

Pret fix: 700 lei, nu vand separat, nu dezmembrez.
Pentru Bucuresti se ridica de la mine din zona.
Trimit oriunde in tara prin OLX/Publi, fara avans daca este transport gratuit, sau trimit la orice Easybox Sameday/curierul vostru preferat, doar cu plata in avans.

Format din:

1. MB ATX Asus PRIME B760-PLUS D4
2. CPU Intel Core i3-12100F
3. Cooler BOX Laminar RM1 cu pasta termica preaplicata
4. SSD M.2 SATA3 WD Green 480GB WDS480G3G0B

Toate noi, garantie scrisa si factura in tara.
Pret fix: 880 lei.
Pot adauga 8GB RAM: +50 lei.
Se poate si fara SSD: -100 lei.

Predare personala in Bucuresti in zona mea, trimit si in tara in anumite conditii.
Rog pastrati threadul curat, detalii doar pe PM.

Multumesc!

Format din:

1. MB ATX Asus PRIME B760-PLUS D4
2. CPU Intel Core i3-12100F
3. Cooler Laminar RM1 stock
4. SSD M.2 SATA3 WD Green 480GB WDS480G3G0B

Toate noi, garantie scrisa si factura in tara.
Pret fix: 880 lei.

Predare personala in Bucuresti in zona mea, trimit si in tara in anumite conditii.
Rog pastrati threadul curat, detalii doar pe PM.

Multumesc!

Procesorul Xeon este echivalent cu  i7-7700, SSD-ul si memoria sunt noi cu factura si garantie scrisa, reala, in tara.

Carcasa are forma aproximativ patrata, 32 cm latime x 32 cm lungime x 9 cm inaltime, toleranta de masurare 1 centimetru; sursa FSP are 300W reali si certificare Bronze.
Exista loc in carcasa pentru inca o unitate SSD / HDD 3.5", precum si pentru o placa video LOW-PROFILE, fara alimentare suplimentara.
Unitatea se livreaza cu un cablu de alimentare; la cerere pot oferi tastatura, mouse, monitor, TOATE GRATUITE , insa monitorul este valabil doar pentru Bucuresti, nu am protectie eficienta pentru a trimite monitorul prin curierat/posta.

Detalii suplimentare in poze: https://imgur.com/a/sff-sys-intel-i7-7700-xeon-29rW9QG
Rog pastrati thread-ul curat, detaliile se solicita si se obtin doar pe PM.

Pret fix: 700 lei, nu vand separat, nu dezmembrez.
Pentru Bucuresti se ridica de la mine.
Trimit oriunde in tara prin OLX/Publi, doar daca este transport gratuit, altfel trimit la orice Easybox Sameday/curierul vostru preferat, doar cu plata in avans.

What is Donald Trump's pet's name?
Trum-pet!

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Post Merge: 05 April 2025, 12:45

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You know what prostitutes say after sex?
It was a business doing pleasure with you!

When two people have sex, it's a twosome.
When three people have sex, it's clearly a threesome.
Now, I know why people call you HANDsome...

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Post Merge: 03 April 2025, 22:59

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A small boy asks his Dad:
- Daddy, what is politics?

Dad says:
- Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
 Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.
 We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
 The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
 Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
 Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
 He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
 The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sleeping.
 Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
 Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny.
 He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father:
- Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.
His dad says:
- Good, son, now tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.
Little boy replies:
- Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.